One can only marvel. I do a lot of marvelling with these truly weird Tories….I do, however, like Bris who brightens our dark days
I am 64 and I have just had enough of Law in my life. It has been interesting – but far less interesting than history, art, photography, politics and all books I read which interest and educate me far more than law ever did.
I regret now, looking back, ever reading Law. That was a foolish decision – although I did enjoy quite a bit of my time teaching law – rather more than founding law schools and having the tedious hassle of actually running them. 64 current practising QCs taught at my law schools in their early days in practice. They were excellent men and women and proved their excellence in later life in practice. I enjoyed working with them.
I will cover the occasional law story, particularly Human Rights and matters judicial and professional – but the blog is going to be much more varied….and eclectic, a better word for what I plan for the blog. I will also cover what my fellow Law Bloggers are writing about.
I hope you will continue to visit from time to time.
Bon Voyage, Folks CRY FREEEEDOM \o/
(I suspect that I will get bored of retiring from law blogging by Saturday evening and un-retire!)
Saturday night update: Can’t possibly retire from Law blogging!
Voted Labour for 42 years. Cannot vote for a Labour led by Corbyn…
I do find Jacob Rees-Mogg MP amusing – I suspect that he would benefit from a trip in The Tardis back to the 18th Century… A strange man, to be sure. A fellow tweeter reports that Rees Mogg is also against Abortion in incest cases. Good grief!
I have no interest in ‘Europe’… I could not care less about the political abomination that is the European Union.
Britain is stronger outside the EU…. and we will always survive…. We are quite good at surviving.
I am still blogging…and I have absolutely no trust in medical doctors (Nor Doctors of Law) now.,..none at all.
I will die, in time, like we all do (I am 64) – but I do hope that there is no Doctor at my bedside or at the pub where I am taking a picture and pint of Guinness. in Perth. (Four Tanners opposite a church where people pray to a god that does exist…Fine by me.)
Law is not really that difficult to study or read about… There are so many bad laws and bad law books written by time serving academics that it is actually amusing to try and spot the work-shy posturing academics.
I do hope that this truly unpleasant man is not given a State Visit to Britain.
I often go to sleep listening to the Shipping Forecast and wake to it at 5.20. I keep my Radio on BBC Radio 4 on all night.
I amused myself one evening by doing my own version of the Shipping Forecast – The Drinking Forecast.
I often phone friends on my iLobsterphone 7.0
Have a good weekend…
Here is “The Drinking Forecast” in the style of The Shipping Forecast, if you would like to listen to it….
A ‘painting’ I did some years ago, reflecting on the pleasures of Twitter…. I can paint sensibly. I just choose to do nonsense from time to time while I smoke a small cigar and drink cheap red wine. (£3.50 from Tesco Spanish Red) – marvellous stuff.
Indeed. President Trump is a bizarre figure. Mind you, we have had some bizarre political leaders of our own – Gordon Brown, Farage, Boris Johnson, Corbyn – come to mind.
I just marvel at this geezer who is President of the USA…. Spelling is not that difficult Is it?
Is English Trump’s second language ? If so.. fine..
Ha…you really are absurd…
Fantastic artwork. The magazines are going for Trump.
I’ve voted Labour for 42 years – even managed to bring myself to vote for the dreadful Gordon Brown. I will not, however, support Corbyn and will return to the Liberal-democrats who I rather like.
Fortunately, there is absolutely no prospect of Corbyn ever being PM.
It can only become more bizarre and more amusing. Fortunately… Much better to laugh at ‘Political Europe’.
I don’t wear ‘Lederhosen’…but I do not wear a kilt either…Wore a kilt on Sundays 12 years as a kid. I still have the legs for it…but I prefer to wear trousers and Scots hats these days…with feathers in them.
I was told by a friend in Perth this afternoon – a fellow cigar smoker – that I must be the only person in Scotland who actually enjoys RAIN. I do. After years of living in and working in Hot, sunny, countries – my favourite season is Winter. I like rain, snow, dark skies and brooding, mildly pissed, calls for Scots Independence! Cry Freedom…. !
“I know this is the silly season and I enjoy the manufactured stories about skate boarding ferrets, trampolining squirrels and Diane Abbott having a functioning brain rather than a bowl of custard as much as anybody. The Amish Wing of the Tories nowadays avoid the grouse moors and prefer bespoke baby seal clubbing holidays in Nova Scotia. Corbynistas are in a bit of a dilemma though. Normally they would be off to the socialist paradise of Venezuela, but sadly this gloriously successful country has been systematically undermined by Imperialist American running dogs, forcing its benign government to arrest the traitors, spies and saboteurs that make up the press, judiciary and any political opposition.
So apart from the Trump administration making May’s government look strong and stable and the prospect of a world war triggered by two madman with bad hair there isn’t a lot to write about. Yet there is something bizarre occupying tiny Tory minds. The phenomenon that has become Jacob Rees Mogg. The peculiar case of the Mogg in the night. Now Moggy is a decent old cove and a genuine, rather than manufactured eccentric, unlike Despicable Me impersonator Bozo. Mind you, if someone was brave enough to crack open their sperm banks in 50 years time they would be disappointed. The the tanks would have run dry. These guys don’t come fecund best. Moggy in the sanctity of a catholic marriage and Bozo like an alley cat on viagra. If the the Tory bible, Conservative Home, is to be believed (it’s more Old Testament than New filled with lots of old smite) the Bozo joke is wearing thin and they seem to prefer the cut of young Moggy’s jib. Most sentient folk would scream with hysterical laughter at the thought of a Mogg premiership, but remember we are talking about the Conservative Party many of whom don’t always take their medication and once, when in a floridly Psychotic state, actively considered making Andrea Loathesome their leader.
I haven’t a clue who will be the next Tory leader. But it will be sooner rather than later. This is the most incompetent government I have ever had the misfortune to witness. At a time when we should be in concessionary mode with the EU, Madame is sending edicts from the top of some Swiss mountain about hardening our position. They just haven’t got a clue. And the right wing press cheer her on by calling any of us who commit the heresy of not saying that Brexit will bring us a glorious future traitors. Someone pray for us.
I’m probably wrong but I suspect that Madame will be dissuaded from soldiering on until Armageddon in 2019 by her husband Philip. It will then be too late as we would have been cast into the seventh circle of hell by Barnier and his gang of cheese eating surrender monkeys.
The Tory party conference will be a jittery affair. No great cheers for Madame who will be treated with the respect one gives to a family pet which will have to be put down but nobody has the courage to decide precisely when. It will be dominated by the leadership hopefuls beauty parade. A bit like Love Island for old people. Where everyone gets fucked”
(Jerry is a good friend. I’m still not convinced that he is a real Tory – a ‘Secret Liberal’ ? But a good lawyer and a good friend to me over many years. Helped me greatly some time ago when I needed help. Did not hesitate for a moment to help.)
I will, of course, return to detailed analysis of the laws of our realm when August comes to an end and we move towards an even more ‘dystopian world’ under the Tories and President Trump.
Until then… I shall smoke a few cigars, drink some whisky, enjoy some small Cafe Creme cigars and marvel. I shall also walk 15 miles a day until the end of the year…rain or shine. I have many rain hats.
It can only be a matter of time before Trump implodes or gets impeached! I marvel….
This is not to say that I have not enjoyed my time reading and teaching law. I have. I have also met and taught some very interesting men and women. But, frankly, there are better things to study and do in one’s life than be involved in a primitive construct because human beings have not worked out how to behave decently to each other in business, families and life generally.
I studied law at Leicester University for my first degree – turning a place down at Cambridge University in favour of Leicester – a good faculty. Largely a waste of time. I went to seven lectures and about twenty tutorials in my three years there. I found reading the law books far more interesting than attending boring law lectures and tutorials were merely an opportunity for the tutor to prove how clever he / she was and how ‘thick or lazy’ the students were.
I also found that a few of the law lecturers were rather pompous. Most were good men and women, particularly Professor Edward Griew. I did not find any pompous lecturers when I attended Geology, philosophy or art lectures in other faculties. I regret reading law now, as I look back. I would have had a more enjoyable life in another field of study! But there we are.
Would I recommend Law to a young person today? Absolutely not.
But there we are. I am 64…And one only lives once – although I shall devote some time to trying to work out how to live again…possibly, if a dull hour comes up!
Thought du Jour…
I very much hope that Scotland will go Independent (UDI an idea ? ) in my lifetime. I am 64.
I would also like to see a REPUBLIC…no Monarch – although I admire The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh.
A pensioner stuffed a £10 note into a solicitor’s mouth after he was confronted for repeatedly sneaking into first class.
Barrister Dr Peter Ellis became irritated by a 69-year-old passenger who repeatedly came into the first class section of the carriage to help himself to pretzel snacks and wine.
On the fifth occasion Dr Ellis felt compelled to speak to pensioner Leslie Gilmer. A court heard this led Gilmer to return to the carriage and stuff a £10 note into the mouth of the former hospital doctor and personal injury lawyer.
The bizarre events on the rail journey to Exeter one November evening were told to Exeter magistrates court.
Prosecutor Sonia Croft said Gilmer was acting in a ‘rather obnoxious manner’ as he helped himself to snacks on a food and drinks trolley which were complimentary goods just for first class passengers.
When Dr Ellis challenged Gilmer, the Dublin born defendant retorted:”I’m hungry. I will see you in court.”
But the magistrates heard Gilmer then returned to the carriage and forcefully rammed the £10 note into Dr Ellis’ mouth.
Retired engineer Gilmer was spoken to by police at Exeter St David’s railway station and he admitted throwing the tenner but claimed any physical contact was accidental.
Miss Croft said the court had to decide whether the incident was a ‘pure accident or a deliberate or reckless assault’.
Dr Ellis gave evidence and told the JPs that Gilmer was involved in a disturbance with train staff over the state of the toilets when they embarked on the trip saying they were a ‘f***ing disgrace’ and were not working.
He said Gilmer was also involved ‘in a discussion about whether he could have some alcohol and snacks from the first class trolley’ – even though he had bought £47.50p tickets for standard or second class.
For my part…I have some sympathy for the pensioner. Lawyers can be rather tedious at times. There does seem to be some confusion in the story above about whether the recipient of the £10 note was a solicitor or barrister…but there we are.
Politics has become a Spectator sport. A balmy summer’s evening with barmy politicians hoovering up large quantities of acceptable bubbly, spitting venom and bile. There was enough malice aforethought to make it a murder scene. Except that in politics you can die a thousand deaths. What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger.
At this stage I would usually write, ‘if only I was a fly on the wall….’ But I didn’t need to be. Every wonderful, excruciating and joyously embarrassing detail has been lovingly salacioused into the press. Of course, there were cameos from the arachnidian Priti Patel (God, that woman scares me) and other minor players like Loathesome, Moggy and a few Westminster Disneyland delusionists who honestly believe that one day they will be Prime Minister. Even Madame, like Banquo’s ghost, briefly ectoplasmed an appearance. But the poor thing has a horror of meeting people who are not police and fireman and a suffers from a crippling phobia of journalists. I am told that she was devastated and shed a tear. But only a small one. Not to worry though, she is off on a walking holiday with Philip. What could possibly go wrong?
But all eyes were on the two feuding families the Johnsons and the Davis mob. It would have been like watching that menacing part of Prokofiev’s ballet Romeo and Juliet when the Capulets and the Montagues strut their stuff. But that’s probably too dignified. More like the rival street gangs the Sharks and the Jets.
My old chum David Davis is the master of the wind up and exudes a genuine charm that Johnson merely fabricates. He know just the right scab to pick and the put down that will send Bozo into a frenzied sulk. Firstly, Davis charmed and kissed sister Rachel. Boasting that he is wooing her back into the Conservative fold. Then he taunts that our Foreign Secretary is a failure. Bozo’s mob then threaten to ‘kick him in the bollocks’. It was all wonderfully grown up. Herogram for Tim Shipman for reporting it all.
Yet it has been a weird week. Not unlike those balloon debates we used to have at school. You had to give a reasoned debate about whom you will chuck out. May has gone but is still clinging onto the the basket with her finger tips. But at the moment it is Hammond whooshing through the air. There has been a concerted and successful effort to smear him. Firstly, the cabinet leak, from more than one source, about his ‘sexist’ remark that driving a train is so easy even women could do it. This shows a terrible lack of judgement. Would you feel comfortable with Patel, Loathesome or Greening driving a packed commuter train? I’d feel safer if Richard Hammond were at the controls.
And then there is the ‘let’s end austerity and make ourselves popular with public sector workers by chucking them some dosh,’ brigade which is apparently let by my cousin (I doubt whether she realises it) Justin Greening. This is quite bonkers. Have they all forgotten the wage inflation of the sixties and seventies that made us the Sick Man of Europe? Apparently so. And they do so at their peril. So now it is Hammond who is the dead man walking. He is the one oozing common sense. Bizarre.
But the Bozo star appears to be on the wane. Judging by Fraser Nelson’s last piece, the Speccie (or rather the splendid Andrew Neil who has an attic full of Johnsonian broken promises) has taken against him. The gist was that the shagathon that has added to the gaity of political life could become a serious turn off for voters. I am inclined to agree.
Many years ago when I was writing for Punch we had a front page predicting that Davis would one day lead the Conservative party. We were about twenty years out of date. Oh, and have you noticed his uncanny resemblance between Davis and Martin Shaw of the Professionals and Judge Deed?
May is now at her most vulnerable. MP’s are away. Mobiles will be throbbing. She has created a government of all the talons.
Always a pleasure to publish Jerry’s writing on my blog. A good friend to me of quite a few years now – and helped me greatly when I needed assistance. .
Some years ago I did a few restaurant reviews for an excellent website, Here is a ‘review’ I wrote some years back in the good old days when one could smoke as one ate and drank vino rosso.
A Bar & Dining Room
Somewhere in London
Meal for two with wine: £90
Charon goes to a restaurant run by East European border guards?
“Have you booked?” asked the black silk shirted Maitre D’ guarding the entrance. The abruptness of the greeting took me by surprise.
“I have not booked. Do you have a table?” Blackshirt’s eyes narrowed as he flicked open the diary. The page had one entry. Blackshirt looked up, eyes darting. “How many of you are there?” It may seem to the casual observer that I suffer from dissociative identity disorder, but I was alone. I heard Sir Alec Guinness in the recess of my mind: “Charon” he said, “Use the Force….”
“I am one.”
The Maitre D’ surveyed the dining room. It was that sort of place… Not a restaurant, but a Bar and Dining Room. It was 12.30. Only two tables were occupied. “Do you smoke?” Blackshirt snapped.
“For England.” I replied.
I was escorted to a table in the corner of the room – a table for two. An East European border guard, dressed as a waitress, appeared with a menu. I selected a bottle of Claret and asked for two espressos and a glass of tap water, no ice. “You want espresso?” the waitress asked, unsmiling. “Now?”
“Yes please.” I watched her walk towards the bar. Well it was more of a march… more Red Square than Sandhurst. I was not invited to taste the wine when it arrived.
The menu was fairly typical of many gastros – a mix of “Confu**tion cooking” with a bit of thai/vietnamese nonsense thrown in. I enjoy reading Anthony Bourdain… but his books, do on occasion, get into the wrong hands… and so it was, today. Couscous and polenta featured heavily. One day I am sure that I will find a gastro pub with a dish called “Irish tagine”.
A couple were seated at a table nearby – both late twenties, both City professionals. I know this because they managed to tell me, indirectly, by relating events to each other of their successes during the week. They talked at each other; he admiring himself repeatedly in the mirrors lining the walls on our side of the restaurant. They obviously knew each other well – at least one assumes so, because, later, declining the offer of pudding, they started eating each other.
I have no idea why nutters on trains, tubes, buses and restaurants gravitate towards me – but it happend again today. The East European border guard escorted another customer to the adjacent table – a man in his early sixties, blazered, highly polished Oxford shoes, grey trousers, Turnbull & Asser shirt, silk tie and a traditional ‘British’ haircut. One could almost smell the George Trumper cologne.
“Good day to you.”
“And to you.” I replied.
“Writer?” the man asked, pointing at my laptop. I learned long ago not to answer that question.
“Just doing a bit of surfing.”
“Surfing Eh?…. yes… I used to surf when I was a junior partner with X&Y in Hong Kong…. on trips to Australia…. tied up a few M&A deals, I can tell you… out there…. those were the days…”
God in heaven. I know I drank a bottle of cider in Church once when I was at Prep school… but I had no idea, then, that I would continue to be punished for that sin nearly 40 odd years later on Easter Sunday 2007… in the form of a retired City lawyer, from the days of Tai Pan, sitting at the next table.
“Really…? good stuff.. ” I replied, affably, but with what I hoped was the correct tone to indicate that I wished ‘to be alone’. It was too late to pretend I was Bulgarian and could not speak English.
So there I was… a couple of young professionals, but a few tables away, talking at each other and Mr Drone, to my right.
“Been to Church?”
I was looking intently at my laptop screen. The words appeared to come from above. I looked at the ceiling. I looked at my bottle of Claret. I had only had one glass.
“The Vicar had a few of us back for a glass of sherry after the service”
“Yes… quite a few actually. Have to splice the mainbrace after sitting through all that without being able to charge fees at the end of it! ” a statement which provoked so much laughter from the speaker that I was concerned I may have to do a Heimlich manoeuvre on him.
“Oh Yes… Vicar did us a good sermon today…”
Mr Drone told me at length that he would have been in New York to advise on a merger but the US firm had ‘cocked up’ on timing… adding that he liked to take on important cases on a consultancy basis from time to time…
I drained my glass, re-filled and lit a cigarette.
“Smoker Eh?…yes… used to smoke until the Doc said to me ‘My dear chap, unless you pack in the gaspers now you won’t be able to get it up when you are 65′.” Another burst of self satisfied laughter, gave me the opportunity to wave at the waitress and explain to the gentleman seated at the next table that I needed to concentrate on my work. He made a curious signal, tapping his finger against his nose and said “Got it…Roger… mustn’t stop a chap from his work “
“You are ready with your orders?”
I smiled at the waitress, trying not to look as if I had something to declare, and ordered a main course. I justified my lack of a first course, when questioned, by explaining that I may have a pudding. She seemed satisfied with my explanation and marched off.
It takes a rare talent to cook roast lamb badly, but only inhalation of super strength cannabis would suggest beetroot risotto and chilli jam is a sensible, or even suitable, accompaniment to lamb. The waitress looked at my plate, barely touched. The lemon meringue pie had the merit of being bought in. The wine was more than drinkable and, after negotiating my release without the aid of the Foreign Office, I returned to familiar surroundings.
Postscript: What is wrong in the picture of the food and wine glass?
Several things: 1. The wine glass is absurdly empty. 2. The Chef may have been smoking the garden again believing that a piece of lamb needs to have grass sprouting out of the bone 3. The plate is almost empty of sustaining food, although I did detect some mash and a brussell sprout hiding in plain sight with a carrot.
“A solicitor has been suspended for three months and fined £20,000 for a string of professional disgraces.
Michael Horne attracted the complaints while running his Hereford-based firm Kidwells which he set up in 2008 after qualifying as a solicitor in 2006. Horne, whose previous career was as a ‘businessman’, has previously attracted positive press attention for flying around in a helicopter and talking up a gym and massage centre he planned to build alongside his firm’s offices. He is less keen to address allegations that in the 1990s he was convicted of benefit fraud and served time for stealing motor boats, failing to respond to requests for comment from RollOnFriday.
In one incident considered by the Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal, a solicitor named as ‘Ms FS’ resigned as a consultant for Kidwells to work for a rival firm and claimed £341 from Horne in unpaid fees. Horne sued her for £15,000 which he accused her of losing the firm by mishandling matters……”
And this from President Trump last night…
I suspect they will start firing nuclear weapons at each other soon.
Trump’s behaviour is certainly rather odd.
Perhaps HM The Queen will make him a knight? Could do with a laugh…
Definition: Unable to be resisted or avoided; inescapable.
A word I first heard when I played bad snooker with Stephen Fry years ago at The Groucho Club in London. My friend, a restauranteur (Nick Nosh of Nosh Brothers fame) and I were ‘over refreshed’ on wine. Stephen Fry won the game…easily. Nice man and interesting to chat with
I remember losing £20,000 investing in the restaurant The Nosh Brothers in Notting Hill, London. It lasted a year. (They are not brothers). I found out later that I was the only shareholder who actually paid for dinners consumed at the restaurant. The other investors were very wealthy City bankers earning £2m ++ a year. Well…there we are. Live and learn.
Words fail me. Is he ill?
This is not just worrying, it is absurd. Marvellous ‘understatement’ from The Independent.
The UKIPPERS, Farage, Nuttall and others warned about this? The clouds look a bit like the great Brian Blessed when he climbed Mt Everest.
Mind you there are no women at all in the UK working as prime ministers, lawyers, doctors, train drivers, bus drivers, pilots, police, army, navy etc etc.
I don’t watch Dr Who – but I gather that the new Dr Who is a woman.
Always good to see Prince Charles hitting the ‘Dressing-up Box’ in the cause of our country.
And this from Tony Robinson…
I met Tony in Olu Deniz on a summer holiday some years ago.. We both jumped off 9000 ft Mt Babadan at Olu Deniz in Southern Turkey with a German Parapenter. Great experience. The drive up the mountain was, in fact, the most terrifying part of the morning’s entertainment – a dirt track.
Tony, after landing, ran around the beach shouting “AIRGASMIC…”. A very nice and amusing man.
That Autumn Tony invited me and my then wife to watch the filming of the last episode of Blackadder in the First World War – which was great fun. Met Stephen Fry and the rest of the acting team after the performance. .
How do these people manage to get elected? Unpleasant.
OUR WEST END PRODUCTIONS. THE TORIES SUNSET BOULEVARD MEETS SPRINGTIME WITH BREXIT. LABOUR SWEENY TODD WITH MCDONNELL AS THE BARBER AND ABBOTT MAKING THE PIES
“If I was Lloyd Webber I would bring back Sunset Boulevard for a brief West End run. And if I was the government chief whip I would require that every Tory MP went to see it provided they didn’t appear in front of the cameras and say that ‘there are lessons to be learned.’ Because there are.
I am not suggesting that May has just buried her pet monkey (Bozo is still alive after all), shot her screenwriter lover and is just about to be arrested for his murder. But there are resonances with Norma Desmond, once a Hollywood silent screen goddess whose career was destroyed when the public first heard her voice rather than be bewitched by the flash of her eyes and seduced by the warmth of her smile. Well, alright, then let’s skip the smile bit. Norma was delusional and believed that a return to the silver screen was inevitable. Everyone knew that she was doomed but when she went to visit her old studio she was shown nothing but embarrassed deference for the star that she once was. Nobody had the heart to tell her the truth.
May has murdered the Conservative party. The brand has been trashed and nobody has a clue what it stands for. And the police in the form of the Cabinet are on their way. Only the most devoted and worshipping fans really believed that Miss Desmond would really make a comeback and and transport them back into a sepia past that could never return. And when asked about a comeback she regally hissed, ‘comeback? I have never been away.’
There are a number of headlines that politicians dread. ‘Stricken, dead in the water, fight back, re launch.’ Well, we have had all of these and this morning’s offering is that she is ‘going to be bold’. Now that should send a shiver down your spine. The right wing press lauded her Titanic manifesto as bold. Next we will her that she is spending the the recess walking in the Welsh hills with Philip. Now that should scare the shit out of everybody.
You know things are bad when Andrea Loathesome, who is being tutored how to walk talk and breathe all at the same time (it’s not going well) demanded that she be either Home or Foreign Secretary. Normally, this would have people wetting themselves with derision at Number 10 rather than sitting up and listening. But that’s just a comedy side show. The real Broadway production will be the tragi comic musical Springtime with Brexit, broadly based on the Producers where a cynical impresario sets out to put together the most awful, bad taste and unworkable show designed to fail.
But you know things are really bad when professional psychopath and architect of the Brexit win, Dominic Cummings, admits that he may have made a terrible mistake. You don’t say. And you can’t run a negotiation when all your your negotiators are singing from different hymn sheets. The Tories have got to act quickly. It’s careless to wreck your party but unforgivable to wreck your country. Sadly, the Tories are pretty gutless. If May really wants to be bold she should announce her resignation until a new leader if found before the party conference. Then our country might just have a chance of escaping economic oblivion.
But Labour is not much better. They may be bad butchers but they have a terrible history of Stalinist purges. Decent moderate MPs will be deselected within a few months. They know it, but just don’t want to believe it. Somehow it will all get better. No it bloody won’t. Unless you guys form a new party Labour is dead as a movement rooted in Parliamentary democracy. And that is bloody scary.
So if you think the Tories have a resonance with Sunset Boulevard then Labour is very much akin to Sweeney Todd. John McDonnell is cutting the throats of those in the barber’s chair and Diane Abbott is downstairs making the pies.
God help us all. Politicians wake up.”
Jerry Hayes is a good friend – I always enjoy his blog.
I know Jerry Hayes well – a very amusing man and his blog is excellent. Have a read…
I asked him what Theresa May and Boris Johnson would be doing with their weekend.. His reply just had to be put on the blog.
21 Photos That Prove You Should Never F*** With Scottish People
I do enjoy Scotland and Scots sense of the absurd…Great to be back home!
I do enjoy typos…
Here are sum Trump tweets from this morning. Remarkable that he has the time for tweeting nonsense?
I have time to tweet sense and nonsense – but, there again, I am not President of anything, let alone the USA. Just a thought….
President Trump should stand for the Leadership of UKIP. He would win by a landslide and join a select bunch of nutters there…
And then there is this…
And..a photograph I used for a BPP Law School prospectus back in the day when I was Chief Executive. I have it framed on my wall in Scone, Perth & Kinross – a momento mori? A photograph into a TV camera lens reflecting the people being filmed.
Double speak? Orwell knew a thing or two about that?
It is often said that modern art is rubbish, but never did it ring as true as when an art gallery cleaner binned a work by Damien Hirst because he thought the installation was exactly that – leftover rubbish.Emmanuel Asare thought the piles of full ashtrays, half-filled coffee cups, empty beer bottles and newspapers strewn across the gallery were the remnants of a party in the west London gallery.
Although that is what it was, this rubbish had been arranged by Hirst into an impromptu installation, which increased its value by thousands.
Hirst had arrived at the launch party of a new exhibition of his work, Painting-By-Numbers, on Tuesday night at the Eyestorm gallery. When asked how he would like his prints to be displayed in the windows, the artist, famed for his formaldehyde animals, decided to create a new work.
The next morning when Mr Asare arrived for work, he decided to clean up the mess straight away by putting it all in bin bags. Mr Asare said: “As soon as I clapped eyes on it I sighed because there was so much mess.
“I didn’t think for a second that it was a work of art – it didn’t look much like art to me. So I cleared it all into binbags and dumped it.”
Staff were dispatched to find the binbags in the rubbish, and salvaged the various objects, which they used to reconstruct the installation from photographs taken earlier.
Hirst, 35, said the piles of junk represented an artist’s studio and said the mistake was “fantastic. Very funny.”
Charles Thomson, co-founder of the Stuckist art movement, which favours the traditional skills of drawing and painting, praised Mr Asare’s action.
“The cleaner obviously ought to be promoted to an art critic of a national newspaper. He clearly has a fine critical eye and can spot rubbish, just as the child could see that the emperor wasn’t wearing any new clothes,” he said.
And while I am on the subject of ‘nonsense’ – the current vogue for being awarded Blue Ticks on Twitter is becoming absurd. I have no desire to have a Blue Tick or any other honour I have not awarded to myself.
I have awarded myself a RED Tick on a black background. “I have a Red Tick, therefore I exist? ”
Cogito, ergo sum? or perhaps, after a glass or two of vino rosso… Bibendo, ergo sum?
And here is Roger Scruton: Roger Scruton – I Drink Therefore I Am, A Philosophers Guide to Wine
Well..it is Friday and it has been a long and rather tedious week. Writing various Law articles now and over the weekend.
Sunny but cool in Scone, Perth & Kinross. Have a good weekend to come…
I do enjoy politics…
A breeding swan on the duck pond in Scone this morning.
Wonderful display of tulips and daffodils on the final road on the approach to Perth bridge
It is not every morning when I walk to Perth that I come across a Jacobite Commander in full Hussar’s uniform. I had a long chat with him. They are doing a mock battle later. I may well go along.