We interrupt your lives to announce that Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy have ended their relationship.
The BBC, having run out of Labour politicans to kowtow to, has rekindled its interest in The Monarch and matters Royal. Clarence House has not made any official comment other than to say …”Bugger Orf!”
BBC News 24 and their highly trained cadre of autocuties , now with absolutely nothing to do following their return from the Inauguration and Ascension of Barack Obama to the Office of The People’s President, will now go into an orgy of completely pointless coverage, angst ridden speculation and much wringing of hands. That is all. Nicholas Witchell is in make up and will, no doubt, be on a TV screen near you… soon. Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh.