A bit of law…

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter to me.  I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.’

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ”No kidding. I’m a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?’

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Sent to me by a lawyer friend in Brisbane, Australia

3 thoughts on “A bit of law…

  1. Might I presume that she would also be an expert in the related, somewhat insalubrious, specialist subject of ‘Davenport, lie on, and how to do a Torrent’?

    I suppose that could be strap lined, ‘sofa, so good’

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