Gordon Brown lost…

In a statement to the House tonight, Jack Straw told MPs that the government has now lost Gordon Brown. The courier company contracted to deliver Brown to Portugal to sign the EU Treaty, after delivering him late, has admitted they have absolutely no idea where he is. Police are calling off their search for 25 million HM Revenue & Customs records and are now scouring rubbish dumps to find the Prime Minister.

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