007….

I am delighted to see the back of 2006. Curiously, because of a cock up on arrangements, changes of plans, illness and alcohol abuse – I shall be spending New Year alone… well.. I may go to The Bollo for a few drinks – as I still have my table booked and I will take my laptop and blog from there as the Rioja takes effect.

On the other hand, I may just stay in… and read The All England Law reports or Modern Law Review. We shall see.

Happy New Year to all who visit and contribute with comments…

4 thoughts on “007….

  1. I, too, will be delighted to see the back of 2006. May 2007 be a better year for all.

    Hmm, The Bollo or The All England Law Reports. A difficult choice. I’m sure you’ll make the right decision. Meanwhile I’ll echo the first comment: keep up the good work.

    Regards,

    John.

  2. Happy New Year to both of you – thanks for taking the trouble to post!

    I have returned from The Bollo… it was good fun… but discretion is the better part of etc etc.. and standing around with a G4 Apple laptop at the Bar on my own, drinking Rioja and typing manically…is not the way to go… so I return to my staterooms… will consider my position!

    Happy New Year

  3. With a New Year now upon us, I’d like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me ‘forwards’ over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy

    Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes – cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope or ask someone in Admin to lick it! lol

    Also, I scrub the top of every tin can I open for the same reason.

    Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.

    I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with HIV.

    I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

    I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob me.

    I no longer eat KFC because their “chickens” are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

    I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

    Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

    I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

    I no longer have any money at all in fact – but that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special on-line email program.

    I’m also going to get a whole heap of money from a Nigerian princess whose father was killed and she has all his money but needs me to cash the cheque for her.

    Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour!

    If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on your head at 5:00PM tomorrow. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician’s cat.

    Wishing you all a happy 2007

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